This, I hope, is the first and last time you will hear advertising for McDonald’s here, but this long-forgotten radio spot deserves to be temporarily brought out of my imaginary garden shed and dusted off in the interests of Talknormalism (click to play):
No one does business news as accurately as hero of TalknormalismThe Onion. The story behind
MediaLine employees stood with mouths agape Wednesday as they witnessed the very moment at which project manager James Atkins attained complete mastery over the fine art of meaningless corporate doublespeak.
I could post about a hundred more, but it’s better if you discover stories like Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again or JPMorgan Chase Acquires Bear Stearns In Tedious-To-Read News Article in your own time. Well what are you waiting for? It’s Friday.